Tuesday
Dec302008
Digitally Speaking
Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 10:37AM There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
(Anonymous)
WEEKLY WIT
Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 10:37AM Wednesday
Dec242008
The Importance of Society
Wednesday, December 24, 2008 at 02:03PM As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something.
Hagar the Horrible (Chris Browne)
Monday
Dec152008
Of Fat Ladies ...
Monday, December 15, 2008 at 06:43PM When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.
Victor Borge
Monday
Dec082008
Feline Folly ?
Monday, December 8, 2008 at 12:48PM The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
Doug Larson
Wednesday
Dec032008
Cool ! Acid Wit
Wednesday, December 3, 2008 at 06:00AM Hydrochloric acid is great fun, but liquid nitrogen is cooler.
Evis Tyrer
Monday
Nov242008
Physics Lesson
Monday, November 24, 2008 at 08:11PM Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
Dave Barry
Tuesday
Nov182008
Faint Praise, Anyone ?
Tuesday, November 18, 2008 at 07:14PM Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.
Franklin P. Jones
Monday
Nov102008
Supporters
Monday, November 10, 2008 at 04:04PM Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness.
Cullen Hightower
Tuesday
Nov042008
Courtesy
Tuesday, November 4, 2008 at 05:44AM I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Mark Twain
Monday
Oct272008
Age-ism
Monday, October 27, 2008 at 08:23PM The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists in the circulation of their blood.
Logan Pearsall Smith
Wednesday
Oct222008
Double Standards ?
Wednesday, October 22, 2008 at 06:41AM A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes, she's a tramp.
Joan Rivers
Monday
Oct132008
That's My Problem, Too !
Monday, October 13, 2008 at 02:35PM I don't make mistakes. I make prophecies which immediately turn out to be wrong.
Murray Walker
Tuesday
Oct072008
Know One ?
Tuesday, October 7, 2008 at 11:52AM A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Winston Churchill
Monday
Sep292008
In the Trade of Life ...
Monday, September 29, 2008 at 09:38AM Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.
Christopher Marlowe
Monday
Sep222008
Entomologically speaking
Monday, September 22, 2008 at 10:26AM Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas.
Groucho Marx
Friday
Sep192008
Why Buying Time is Popular
Friday, September 19, 2008 at 02:54PM Change is inevitable ... except from a vending machine.
Robert C Gallagher
Monday
Sep082008
Influential People
Monday, September 8, 2008 at 11:18AM I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
Steven Wright
Monday
Sep012008
Sometimes true
Monday, September 1, 2008 at 11:45AM People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.
Soren Kierkegaard
Friday
Aug292008
Stay Flexible
Friday, August 29, 2008 at 11:00AM "Always" and "never" are two words you should always remember never to use.
Wendell Johnson
Monday
Aug182008
Storage
Monday, August 18, 2008 at 03:08PM I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.
Steven Wright