Weekly WitWeekly Withttp://www.irish-lawyer.com/weekly-wit/2008-08-28T08:50:21ZSquarespaceStorageDouble entendreAmericansThe Rich are not like you and mehttp://www.irish-lawyer.com/weekly-wit/2008/8/18/storage.htmlFergus O'Rourke2008-08-18T14:08:13Z2008-08-18T14:08:13ZI have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.

Steven Wright

]]>Of Uses ...The Rich are not like you and mehttp://www.irish-lawyer.com/weekly-wit/2008/8/11/of-uses.htmlFergus O'Rourke2008-08-11T20:01:43Z2008-08-11T20:01:43ZEvery man serves a useful purpose. A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.

Laurence J. Peter

]]>Nuclear WasteDouble entendrehttp://www.irish-lawyer.com/weekly-wit/2008/8/4/nuclear-waste.htmlFergus O'Rourke2008-08-04T16:52:32Z2008-08-04T16:52:32Z

When you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all.

(Source unknown)

]]>The Value of OpinionLife skillshttp://www.irish-lawyer.com/weekly-wit/2008/7/28/the-value-of-opinion.htmlFergus O'Rourke2008-07-28T13:49:46Z2008-07-28T13:49:46Z

Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know.

Cullen Hightower

]]>A Benefit of ExerciseDouble entendrehttp://www.irish-lawyer.com/weekly-wit/2008/7/21/a-benefit-of-exercise.htmlFergus O'Rourke2008-07-21T12:52:34Z2008-07-21T12:52:34ZI like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Noel Coward]]>Telephones & TelepathyAmericanshttp://www.irish-lawyer.com/weekly-wit/2008/7/15/telephones-telepathy.htmlFergus O'Rourke2008-07-15T07:43:54Z2008-07-15T07:43:54ZIf the 'phone doesn't ring ... it's me.

Jimmy Buffett

]]>Religious BeliefLife skillshttp://www.irish-lawyer.com/weekly-wit/2008/7/9/religious-belief.htmlFergus O'Rourke2008-07-09T13:32:36Z2008-07-09T13:32:36Z

It is bad luck to be superstitious.

Andrew W. Mathis

]]>IntimacyLife skillsFriendshiphttp://www.irish-lawyer.com/weekly-wit/2008/6/30/intimacy.htmlFergus O'Rourke2008-06-30T09:07:58Z2008-06-30T09:07:58ZMy friends tell me that I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.

Garry Shandling

]]>ConsolationAmbitionhttp://www.irish-lawyer.com/weekly-wit/2008/6/23/consolation.htmlFergus O'Rourke2008-06-23T18:45:33Z2008-06-23T18:45:33ZIf at first you don't succeed ..... find out if the loser gets anything

Bill Lyon]]>UnanswerableAmericanshttp://www.irish-lawyer.com/weekly-wit/2008/6/17/unanswerable.htmlFergus O'Rourke2008-06-17T15:46:36Z2008-06-17T15:46:36ZIf it is the wrong number, why did you answer ?

James Thurber

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